There once was a big tree named SAM
who was actually an anti-aircraft installation
but the war was long over
and he was hung over
so he was repurposed as a hat rack
There are three mice sitting in a tree
One said to the others let's all pee
the first one said yes but the second one said poo
so they expelled all over the tree
and now they have cholera
Flying dragons were flying all around
they were flying high and they were flying low
Then there was no flying
because the FAA put a ban un unlicensed aerial maneuvers
and shut them all down