Alternate version: Updated Version
Notes: This joke went through a couple versions. The basic idea is the Shirley joke from Airplane but exaggerated and with a gun. I then had the problem of the joke being too obvious which lead me to call out that the joke was obvious with the glasses comment. This still didn't really work and I remember getting flack from people for stealing the joke. I then called that out too and had him get shot for stealing jokes which also doesn't work. The one who got shot wouldn't have been the one to steal the joke because he simply said surely. This comic also has the most swearing out of all of my comics I think and when I went to rewrite it into the new version I tried to cut back the swearing to a more respectable level.